The Ledger

Oscars----Love it---
Gimme the mountain---


Oh--and come see MAX tomorrow at Mo Pitkins --7:30pm-No cover!

Bigfoot

I just read that there has been another Bigfoot sighting in Malaysia. What the hell is going on? Why is he always spotted in some far away land?--I mean, seriously-When we will he hit the big town?---When will he pack his little bag made of bark and hop on Amtrak-We need Foot! We need something. I think he just needs a friend. Look at him-So glum. But more importantly, where is Humanzee-(which I like to pronounce, like, Jumanji--such a fun film) Anyway--Humanzee is half chimp --half human--He once worked for a family where he did all the housework and helped out with day to day activities. So sweet, was the humanzee--But then the old coot started hitting on the wife and humanzee got the boot--Where did he go? Humanzee! Are you out there?

And now--Plug it in--Plug it in--
I will be at Smut Monday night at 8pm at Galapagos-
Don't forget the next installment of MAX-Hosted by me-and Matt McCarthy--Wed Feb 1st 7:30-
Also--Don't worry all my talented friends--I will be adding all your links soon--they'll be the same ones that everyone else already has--(You know who you all are)

Year of The Dog

It is here people. Finally, it is the year of the dog again. 1970! I'm sure there are other years that fall under the year of the dog, but you can go look those up. I see a lot of loyalty coming our way this year--a lot of loyalty.
This dog looks like a Max.

Tired of the rat race-

This is what happens to people who work day jobs and are not able to concentrate only on their career of choice---or when they are not able to fly off to Tuscany and eat grapes and sit at cafes and write in leather bound books, instead of a Blog-

Today

Today sucks. It's raining-There are no Holidays to look forward to--No cigarettes to be smoked to fend off the venom that is dripping out of my brain--There are too many plans to make-To many things to do--But other than all of that, I feel great-

I See How It Is-

My good friend, Carolyn remarked that it was unbelievable that I posted 4 times in 16 months---It's on, miss undiscovered superstar-Forget it fuckers, I'm going to post every second of every hour--I'm gonna make you sick- Seriously though, how does anyone have time to live these days, with the blog, website, myspace, space blogspot--I need peace---

Check out The Social Variety Show tonight! 7pm 10 bucks--(I know--can you believe it's 10 bucks?)
158 West 72nd St., 2nd Fl.
It will be hysterical-Featuring, Carolyn Castiglia, Katina Corrao, Matt McCarthy, Theron Steiner, Allen Warnock-me--and Hosted by Shawn Hollenbach ("He's so cool") Produced by Michelle Maclay

Love,
Mrs. Garrett

MAX

First I need to hide from the shame of not posting since October---Forgive me all ye serious Bloggers--Can I even be allowed back in the precious kingdom?----
But the real deal here is----I need to discuss the great success of the debut of my show MAX--Well, not only my show--I share the honor of this new comedy show, with the one and only Matt McCarthy--The room at Mo Pitkins was packed---so for those of you out there that say to yourselves, "hmm. what is MAX?"--Just check us out the first and third Wed of every month at Mo's-"It's the buzz"---it is-but I just like saying that word, buzz--
This post will be brief--Nobody needs a lengthy sermon right now and I actually have to get back to work, where nobody cares about MAX, or comedy, or cute penguins--I'm tired-This lifestyle is killin' me, but I wouldn't change a thing.
These performers were on MAX last night and they need to be addressed here---I love these guys-Baron Vaughn, Billy Wood, Shawn Hollenbach, Michael Muldoon, Katina Corrao, Allen Warnock and Carolyn Castiglia --and of course, Matt McCarthy
www.redrube.blog.com

Another Year Already-

Okay--Seriously--What is the point? My last entry was one year ago-I'm thinkin' maybe I should start this blog dribble up again--Afterall, Blog is the new Black--I am also going to dedicate this entry to my good friend, Carolyn Castiglia, who has been after me to start this shit up again since last November--Plus-She just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl--Adriana---Although, How can I really say she's beautiful, I mean I haven't seen the thing yet, it could look like this little creature I have posted---But so cute --that little creature--

Anyway--I'm going to make it a point to "Blog it Up"--again--because I hear that is the only way to make it in Comedy---I'm gonna make this one short, because I can, it's raining like ass, and I'm pretty sure I just broke another tooth shoving a leg of lamb down my gullet.

Check out some upcoming shows-
This Monday-Oct 17th--I'll be talking some SMUT-8pm
http://www.galapagosartspace.com/events.html

Wed. Oct 19th--Come to The Social 9pm
www.thesocial.tv

Thursday Oct 2oth-8pm
Check out "Coming Out"--The Tank Theatre--
www.mintyfreshcomedy.com


Love and Jews

Cat Stevens is Back

The question of the day is-Is Cat Stevens a terrorist, or is he just being followed by a Moonshadow?---Tough to say, folks--I just miss his old tunes-Harold and Maude--anyone?
so, is it wrong that I decided to call it an early night, on a Friday and go home and curl up to a nice Bon Voyage for Barbara Walters --Will 20/20 really be the same? How will we go on? Is it wrong that I got sucked in to the gripping tale of a dillusional woman who decided it was okay to get cozy with a twelve year old boy? I mean where is the harm in that? She claims the boy "seduced" her--yeah right-how? By dangling his gym socks before her eyes? Ooh--sounds enticing-
So, I guess I'm not much of a Blogger--I think the last time I wrote was two weeks ago--well, I've been tired. Hard to come up with witty banter on a regular basis-I'm just trying to live my life here people-wondering why I spend most of my days plucking my face until it's raw--I know, I am so pretty--I really envy girls that can wake up in the morning and not have to check their face for a shadow--Moonshadow that is--Why, I would never sit here and admit on the wonderful world wide web that I have unwanted facial hair- That would be suicide-
Anyway, sleep tight everyone--Be sure to check out The New York Underground Comedy Festival Oct.4th -Oct 10th--I'll be out there wanting to kill myself and throwing up a lot--Oh, I mean doing comedy--

Oct. 5th- at Laugh Lounge-Chicks and Giggles 8pm
Oct 6th-I'll be hosting the ever popular--Comedy Social- at Sin Sin-9pm
Oct 9th-at The Duplex-9:30pm- MintyFresh comedy

http://www.nycundergroundcomedy.com/

Love Rube

Also-my current favorite Blog--
http://gardenstate.typepad.com/

Good Times

Okay, so this is my first try at having a little 'ol Blog--(which I prefer to actually call Blob)-I'm feeling a bit sick to my stomach today, so the shining words that I would normally bring to you, may not be coming out today. Right now, I am doing this at my office, instead of working, because life is short. I will soon be scampering off to a weekend of lounging around, drinking too much coffee and probably going to see Garden State because I am in love with it. It is definitely my joy this month. I will tell myself to quit smoking again because I am starting to resemble the Phantom of the Opera, except with more of a chartreuse color. Then I will decide that if I just throw a mint julep mask on, my face will be born again and I will be able smoke again.

I would like to give a shout out to all my favorite people--you know who you are--I got your numbers-I will be thankful today for plugging away at a career in comedy(please help me)--I will also be thankful that I do not need to use my tweezers today.

This is it--I got nothin' else today---Just wanted to say something--give the kid a break-

and Shawn Hollenbach is my idol. And I love you Mobo!

Have a nice day,

Love Rube

Come down and check me and my crazy friends out this Wednesday at the Comedy Social--I am hosting what should be a great show--
http://comedysocial.com/